Really?

I set my things on my desk.
I press the power button on my computer tower.
I flip the overhead light switch on the lights over my desk.
I power on my two monitors. Right monitor first, left monitor second.
I log into Windows.
I open Outlook to look good.
I check my gmail because I want to.
I Ctrl+T a new tab for my Internet Banking.
I wonder why my balance is MUCH higher than it should be.
I see the Diamond Jo has apparently deposited a full paycheck.
I reflect on the fact that the DJC owes me no money whatsoever.
I realize there's been an accounting error.
I smile and hope for the best.